Deadline and Mr Dick are two socially inept individuals who spend the majority of their time locked in a darkened room creating some of the strangest cross genre hip hop mash ups ever.

Mr Dick eats, sleeps and shits Hip Hop. He has every hip hop record ever made and double copies. Although his roots are unclear it is believed he is the illegitimate offspring of Big Daddy Kane and Queen Latifa. Conceived after a raunchy one night stand in the early 80’s. Dick can often be seen running round the suburbs of Manchester in the wee early hours of the morning donning a replica MF Doom mask screaming out the lyrics to Operation Doomsday. Much to the terror of anyone unlucky enough to cross his path.

Deadline on the other hand is a much more reserved character. He lives in a stately home just outside of Birmingham in isolation. Only venturing out to purchase bottles of vintage port, which are the staple of his diet. His biggest achievement to date is having a complete collection of Rolf Harris’s toe nail clippings which he attained by scrounging through Rolf’s rubbish bins before the refuge collection arrived. Deadaz has never kissed a girl.

Together the two have produced a high quality album crossing the musical boundaries of Bavarian Folk and little known TV theme tunes. It is there one wish to make enough money out of music so that they never have to see each other again. Please help them by buying at least one copy of any further releases.